Transport for London caused fear, shock, panic and dismay at Holborn station back in November when they piloted a new crowd control system that flew in the face of traditional tube travel etiquette.
For three weeks, station staff actively encouraged travellers to stand on both the left and right sides of the escalator, breaking the long-established ‘stand on the right, walk on the left’ protocol, in the hope it would increase the number of people ascending.
Analysis from the trial has shown that the rule did indeed help speed up the flow of people, with bottlenecks no longer forming on the right side, and TfL hasn’t ruled out further experimentation.
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But could commuters really handle such a seismic change? On an underground network that clocks up some 24 million journeys every day, rules and decorum are essential to survival.
With this in mind, we reckon that if we are going to start tweaking the commute rule book, we may as well add a few more while we’re at it. Herein lies our definitive list to what not to do on a packed tube carriage.
1. Starting to get on the tube while passengers are still getting off
Because those two seconds are going to make all the difference…
Perhaps commuters fear missing their Sliding Doors moment Photo: Miramax/ Everett/ REX/ Shutterstock
2. Not moving down the aisle
Don’t understand why nobody MOVES down the aisle of the tube when there is space #tubeproblems
— Isabella Silvers (@izzymks)
January 8, 2016
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3. Pole-hogging
@TfL Those posters you did about tube etiquette. Could you do one about pole leaners please? pic.twitter.com/oEyXN2zfnx
— James Ross (@Sketches2)
March 12, 2015
4. Using leaky headphones
You may be a 43-year-old accountant with a penchant for Shakira’s early oeuvre, the rest of your carriage almost definitely isn’t.
5. Not being prepared at the ticket barrier
You knew it was coming.
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6. ‘Manspreading’
Nobody needs that much room.
A classic example of ‘manspreading’ Photo: www.mentakingup2muchspaceonthetrain.tumblr.com
7. Obstinately keeping your rucksack on
TfL have even gone to the trouble of making a video about this one.
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8. Not offering your seat to a pregnant woman
They invented those Baby on Board badges for a reason.
The Duchess of Cambridge proudly wearing her badge Photo: Eddie Mulholland/ REX Shutterstock
9. Offering your seat to a pregnant woman (if you’re not absolutely sure she’s pregnant)
They invented those Baby on Board badges for a reason.
10. Eating
Best avoided in general on a packed tube, but anything hot or pungent really is beyond the pale.
Having someone sit next to you on the train, meaning you’ll have to eat your crisps at home
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)
April 27, 2015
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11. Reading newspapers over a fellow passenger’s shoulder
Nobody likes a lurky peeker.
12. Reading texts or emails over a fellow passenger’s shoulder
Nobody likes a stranger who reads their personal text messages, either.
13. Ignoring a solo parent struggling with a buggy
There’s really no excuse.
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14. Making eye contact with fellow passengers
The only way we can get through this is to mutually agree to pretend everyone else doesn’t exist.
You’ve been warned Photo: Central Line sticker
